David Cameron Resigns From Parliament

Former Prime Minister David Cameron has resigned his seat in Parliament effective immediately, triggering a new by-election in his Witney constituency. Having led the country into the abyss with his gamble on Brexit, Cameron will happily ride off into the sunset and leave others to deal with the mess he has left behind. Perhaps he can get some hints from Tony Blair about how to move on in life after screwing the country you're supposed to be leading.